Monday, November 28, 2011

Thanksgiving chillin

This Thanksgiving was just like any other. Good food, football and good people.  The Nintendo 64 games were getting quite heated. We destroyed the basement with our war cries.  My hipster cousins, who pride themselves on their veganism were dressed as alternative as ever. Kellys black military boots were a little outside of her personality. However even her stomping boots couldn't help her now.. i was sucking up all the coins and stars in mario party and things were getting out of hand.  It began to be too much for my cousin scott to handle and he started to physically attack me as he does every year. He came at me shoulder first and as usual I drop him like Lil Wayne dropped the world and then we went upstairs and feasted on some mashed potatoes, turkey, and many other quality thanksgiving food items.  That night we left Miami (Ms yorks happy place) to head home, for I had a hockey tournament to win. After the weekend was over TDub hockey was 4 and 0 and we had won the tournament and a big @$$ trophy that i hand delivered to Mr. Girard personally this morning.  I tweeted hard about it. It was overall a good thanksgiving break.

Monday, November 7, 2011


Yo man so today or whatever i was chillin in my millons i mean millions when all of a sudden the lights turned off.  Something had to be done because i couldtn count my stacks in the dark.  Then a crazt thought popped in my head.. I rang up a friend Sarah Smiles she was da ice masta and showed me how my icy watch could reflect light to light up a room, and then i didnt need no dang light switch. then i got my grey whip back and made a couple billy. no big deal.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011


It was the first halloween I passed out candy instead of trick or treating.  For once I wasnt in a creative childish mood in which i normally am.  I had no desire to dress up for halloween or write a funny story about peter, sarah, or that huge nick kid.  I was down in the dumps, nothing could bring me back up.. even on halloween.  Until the first trick or treaters showed up, while i was wiping my tears on my abundance of hundred dollar bills i saw the sheer beauty and magic of halloween.  For one night of the year it didnt matter who you were or what mood you were in you could be someone you werent.. I raced to the nearest halloween store and picked out the first Brian Tsen costume i found. It was rather expensive because Brian Tsen was known for getting all the ladies he was what some might classify as a womanizer.  I considered getting the super mario deluxe costume peter vac edition but that was way too expensive and i figured i would be just fine getting all the ladies as Brian Tsen.  I drove back to my house in the get tooooow and called up my friend big rig.  He had invited me to go trick or treating but i declined and i was wondering if it was too late.  He told me that i was always welcome to trick his treat and we had a wonderful evening frolicking around the get tooooww collecting candy almost as fast as we $tack bread. I felt better the next day so i attempted my dream of getting a record deal murdered some instrumentals blew the music worlds mind and made billions. It was a pretty average day but i was glad i finally pressed up on the mood elevator. Halloween helped my mental health.

Friday, October 21, 2011


Crack went the leg of the chair as it hit the wall. I had never seen sarah act like this.  I had seen her get physically violent before but never like this.. She was out of control, i feared for my life and the life of her son peter vacarella jr. the 4th.  Peter and Sarah had gotten married 2 years prior I attended the wedding and knew this marriage wasn't going to last.  Peter wanted a divorce and Sarah lost it.. Peter was the type to have numerious lovers at a time. I knew he wouldn't stick with one woman for long.  In Peters defense it was sarah's temper problem that had their marriage on a downhill skid.  Peter and I work in the same field... we both slay beats for a living.  We stack bread but thats besides the point, peter always had an entourage of women that surrounded him i was in the same boat.  We lived the life of a-list celebrities and sarah just couldnt handle life under the scope.  Peter would show up to the studio with black eyes all the time claiming he fell down the stairs.. again.. All in all i think this breakup is healthy..

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Martin Luther Ma Main Mane

Dr. King states many facts of how racial injustices are wrong, he names countless examples and points of view of a victim of racial injustice.  Bull Connar and people of that sort "segregationalists" present the view segregation as the right thing, they want to protect the status quo. After reading Letter from Birmingham jail it is hard to disagree with Martin Luther King Jr. segregation is wrong.  He names the example of how a little black girl cannot go to fun town because she is black and that is wrong. Putting someone down for something as stupid as race is morally wrong to me.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Peruasive Thanggggg

1. Peoples first reaction when I tell them I work at chipotle is "your not mexican" well ill have you know Im white and I do indeed work at chipotle. People tend to think that I can't even wrap burritos because Im white but i rap burritos like its my job oh wait it is my job.


Thursday, September 22, 2011

ransom note

Dear Ajia,
I have known you since 2nd grade when you gave me your earings as a token of love. In 3rd grade you demanded them back and i being the weak minded 3rd grader i was gave them to you.  I am a different person now and I now demand the love that we once had.  I want those earrings and i will recieve them by sept. 30th at exactly 7:00 pm sharp.  If i do not recieve the earrings or if your late i will never let you see your cute little dog Gizzy ever again.  If you want to keep your rat dog safe i suggest you hand over the earrings.  If i hear of any contact with the police and believe me i will find out:) i will train Gizmo to attack you.  Think wisely Ajia, and save your precious little rat dog!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wednesday, September 21, 2011


Unicorns eat rocks. They are the only creature on earth that eat pure rocks.  Their magical powers and the process of evolution have given them this ability. One day I was taking my usual walk around Mt. Vesuveus and I spotted one of the finest specimens of unicorns I have ever seen. Her name, Smarah Smile, repulsed me but the sheer beauty of this creature stopped me in my tracks.  She had harvested a fall feast of all kinds of rocks, flint rock, limestone, granite, and an appetizer of gravel. She seemed so happy to have her fall feast, but i was getting hungry and I needed some Unicorn meat to last me through the winter to feed my family.  I took out my bow and sent an arrow through the majestic beast.  My family thrived that winter feeding on the luscious meat of Unicorn.  We used every piece, putting none to waste.  Using the hair for wigs, the teeth for jewelry and the horn for weaponry.  I am thankful i found this Unicorn named Smarah and I give thanks to her for helping me feed my family. This made me realize the importance of life.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011


It was a familiar smell. I have woken up to it one day of the year for my entire life.  I wake up my brother and we race downstairs to a room thats filled with our hopes and dreams.  We plop down near the fireplace and wait for my parents to take pictures until we eagerly ask if we can start opening presents. Its always so exciting to see what we get and no matter what it is we love it. We spend the rest of the morning playing and testing our new gifts until the rest of my aunts, uncles, and cousins come over for more presents! Its always one of my favorite times of the year because i only see this side (my moms side) of my family twice a year in a group of everyone, even my cousins in college come home.  I only get to see them twice a year but whenever were in St. Louis visiting them i always have the best of times. I love all the traditions we have as a family. Whenever we go to St. Louis it's good food, my favorite people and christmas presents don't hurt! I love hanging out with my cousins most of them are my age so I hang out with their friends too and ive been going there my whole life so there my friends too! Its cool having two places where I know people.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Ten Abilities

Intelligent-I am intelligent so it could get me farther in life, also by making good decisions.
Kindness-I am a kind person which helps me be nice to others
Caring- I am a caring person which helps me be understanding and help others
Personable-I get along well with others
Sense of humor-I can have fun and make others happy
Athletic- It helps me stay in shape and be healthy
Good Advice Giver- People come to me when they need help
Goofy- I can cheer people up when they are down
Confident-I am confident in myself to help me be sure of myself
Witty- I can use my wits to outsmart people! hehe

Monday, August 29, 2011

Hellen Keller

After reading Helen Keller's narrative story, my opinion of her did not change. I learned however that she had a very frustrating childhood. Before Anne Sullivan she was unhappy and bitter, when her teacher finally made the breakthrough with her she was extremely happy. She broke the doll that her teacher gave her because she was basically angry with the world. She finally understood the meaning of the doll at the end after her breakthrough and felt sad for destroying it. After her breakthrough she was finally happy, eager to learn new things and explore the world with her newfound knowledge.