Thursday, September 22, 2011

ransom note

Dear Ajia,
I have known you since 2nd grade when you gave me your earings as a token of love. In 3rd grade you demanded them back and i being the weak minded 3rd grader i was gave them to you.  I am a different person now and I now demand the love that we once had.  I want those earrings and i will recieve them by sept. 30th at exactly 7:00 pm sharp.  If i do not recieve the earrings or if your late i will never let you see your cute little dog Gizzy ever again.  If you want to keep your rat dog safe i suggest you hand over the earrings.  If i hear of any contact with the police and believe me i will find out:) i will train Gizmo to attack you.  Think wisely Ajia, and save your precious little rat dog!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Love,
Graham

3 comments:

  1. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahaha

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  2. i really like the way you give backround to why you want revenge so much. But maybe your overdoing it just a little bit with the MWUAHAHHAHAHAH. Other than that i really like this post.

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  3. ohhh heyyy graham... good storyy. except they're are exactly like all of your other ones you leave on Lauren's car.

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